A man who I used to suspect was a child molester just returned the copies of Breakin' AND Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo that he rented in all absolute earnestness, informing me that he wanted to show them to some mysterious "she" who had recently gotten "into" break dancing. A few more words exchanged and I realized with a sickening dread that this "she" is also a "young" and, on top of it all, a "young" not related in any way to Mr. Breakin'. And as I wondered why on earth this grown man avec beard wished to help a young girl viddy both Breakin' AND Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, I began to think about how much the world needed this very blog.
And then he asked me the same fucking question everyone else asks.
"How's business?"
Fuck you.
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